Do you or I ever wonder what you or I would do if either one of us were alone and walking along near a deserted lake or peeked into an empty nursery room in a school or church, and you or I came upon a facially-attractive slender birthday-suit-naked woman sitting down (that is, a teen-or-older human female exposing loose long hair, naked arms, nude legs, bare feet, etc. - you know: typical summertime porno-immodesty), who caught sight of us approaching, and kept eagerly looking at us with an inviting eager expectancy in her eyes?

Our first reaction would be to stop, look all around, then cautiously gaze in curiosity. I or you then might look around again in silence all over the place, wondering why she is totally nude and barefooted, why she is simply sitting there, what her mental condition is, who she is waiting for, who left her there, where she came from, where she is going to, who else could have encountered her nude besides us, and if she needs help.

Also coming to mind would be the thought that indecently-solicitress decoy vice-cop entrapment sting operatives are exhibiting and imposing a new low to catch and arrest potential customers soliciting streetwalking-type prostitutes.

I or you might be inclined to then casually turn around and start to walk back where we had been, get into our car, and promptly but quietly drive away.....probably without even making a 911 cellphone call to the police so as to not get ourselves targeted with automatic GPS cellphone-location tracking and consequential cross-examinational investigative involvement.

If the naked woman on the trail or inside the nursery room waved to us, and (more seriously) beckened us over to where she was sitting, I or you might be inclined to cautiously step toward her.

The dialogue which might occur could be as follows, [with me or you waiting for her to utter the first words]:

WOMAN: "Hi."
US: "Hello."

[pause, while we wait for her next declaration]

WOMAN: "Will you help me to get pregnant? I live alone in my own apartment, have no husband nor boyfriend, have a job and medical insurance, so I can pay my own bills."
US: "Why?" And why me?
WOMAN: "Because God told us to 'Be fruitful and multiply' in Genesis chapter one of The HOLY BIBLE."
US: "Which Bible is that?"
WOMAN: "The canonical sacred-66-books Christian HOLY BIBLE."
US: "Which English translations?"
WOMAN: "The RSV or ESV Old Testament and the KJV-type or Wesley New Testament."
US: "What manuscript Texts are those based upon?"
WOMAN: "The ben Asher Masoretic Hebrew Text typically referred to as Biblia Hebraica and edited by Rudolf Kittel as the Old-Testament inerrant Text, and the Scrivener/Trinitarian Greek Text as the New-Testament infallible Text" - copies of which have been published by Baker Book House of Grand Rapids Michigan, Hendrickson Publishing of Peabody Massachusetts, and Sovereign Grace Publishing of Lafayette Indiana."
US: "What about the Nestle, Aland/Metzger, United Bible Society, Sinaiticus, Vaticanus, or Westcott-Hort Greek texts?"
WOMAN: "They are not as ancient as the Apostolic Received Text, regardless of the condition and presumed dating of the parchments, and are significantly corrupt - hideously discrepant in many instances against the autographically-genuine Text."
US: "What is your name?"
WOMAN: "Call me 'Ruth.' What is your name?"
US; "Call me 'Boaz.' Pardon me, 'Ruth,' but I have some concerns and related questions I would like you to answer.
RUTH: "Have no anxiety about anything, but in everything let your requests be made known to God, and the peace of God which passes all understanding, will keep your heart and mind in Christ Jesus."
BOAZ: "So you want to be my helpmate fit for me, Ruth. What is your real name given on your birth certificate? Were you intending your copulation partner to be only me, or whoever happened to come along and see you? Aren't you putting the proverbial cart before the horse? Usually, a couple first evaluates potentially-compatible partners for marriage by both persons filling out and giving their potential sex partner a Biblical Knowledge Examination Quiz [BKEQ] to see if they are proverbially 'on the same page' spiritually. After that, answers given in a mutual Date Selection and Acquisition Exam [DSAE] are analyzed, then (if they decide that they are compatible enough with each other) they become engaged or betrothed, then get married to each other, and then in secluded privacy denudes themselves or each other for covert sexual display, observation, and connections. Why are you doing things backwards?
RUTH: "Please, only one question at a time."
BOAZ: "Are you now, or have you been, engaged or married to anyone else?"
RUTH: "No." Are you now, or have you been, engaged or married to anyone else?"
BOAZ: "I am presently married to a fine Christian woman, and have been married to her a good many years."
RUTH: "Good for you." Are you presently willing to accept me as a secondary-wife concubine into your personal life?"
BOAZ: "Good to see that you are talking marriage and not fornication nor adultery at this point."
RUTH: "Under the circumstances, I thought that you would appreciate that.
BOAZ: "Indeed I do. So, Ruth, what do you consider 'marriage?"
RUTH: "'Marriage' is a permanent sexually-oriented union between a man and woman, generally intended for erotic connections of all types and probable reproduction."
BOAZ: "And if children were produced, you would be their mother and I would be their father?"
RUTH: "Exactly."
BOAZ: "And where would we house them, and financially provide for them?"
RUTH: "One thing at a time, please."
BOAZ: "Where do you live, Ruth"?
RUTH: "Fetch my purse over there in the corner and I will show you my Driver's License."
BOAZ: [after viewing the license] "Looks OK, Ruth. By the way, Ruth is not the name stated on the license."
RUTH: "It's my pen name. Let me see your Driver's License."
BOAZ: "Before I do that, 'Ruth,' I have to know if you now consider yourself to be my concubine, and if you think it is necessary for us to procure a State marriage license before copulating."
RUTH: "All we need to do is sign two copies of a Common-Law Marriage Certificate declaring we are married to each other. Got one handy?"
BOAZ: "I could write one up. But before I do, are you a Christian, 'Ruth,' being that I am forbidden by Scripture to mismate with a disbeliever, according to Second Corinthians 6:14?"
RUTH: "Yes, I am definitely a Christian. Are you?" And let me see your Driver's License."
BOAZ: "Assuredly." [I let her see my Driver's License]
BOAZ: You're lucky, Ruth, that I am a tolerantly broadminded man. You might have attracted my interest in you simply by choice queries of words and by your pleasant and friendly, quietly submissive and apparently loyal character and attitude, without catching my attention by being a totally-nude exhibitionist when first meeting me - like bathing Bathsheba who displayed her bare body to David's plain view."
RUTH: I was desperate to get myself a man to love me, like Lot's incestuous daughters did after they left decimated Sodom, like Tamar did with Judah in Genesis chapter 38, and like Naomi's Ruth did with Boaz. I prayed that the Lord would lead only the right man for naked me to me, in accord with Christ's admonition to 'Ask and you shall receive.' I fervently asked....begged.... and now here you are - to my delight and satisfaction! My flagrant exhibitionism involved in successfully procuring you is proverbial water over the dam, and cannot be undone. But, again, I was desperate!"
BOAZ: "I sure hope that you would not desperately display your naked body to any other guy if you ever again get that desperate."
BOAZ: [after writing up a Common-Law Marriage Certificate] "There it is. You sign it first."
RUTH: [after she signs the Common-Law Marriage Certificate] "You sign it now."
BOAZ" [after I or you sign it] "There, we're now married, my concubine. By the way, don't you think that we should relocate in a more secure place to engage in necking and petting foreplay, fellatio, and coitus?"
RUTH: "If you consider that expedient, my husband, we can do that."
BOAZ: "Got money for a cheap motel room?"
RUTH: "I can pay for half of it."
BOAZ: "Assuming you have a job or whatever and therefore enough money to live here in the suburb location indicated by your Driver's License, you pay for all of it this time around."
RUTH: "Sounds acceptable, my dear."
BOAZ: "Better get dressed, 'Ruth.' We'll be heading out into general public view, and I don't want the cops arresting you for indecent-exposure disorderly conduct."
RUTH: "As you wish."
BOAZ: [after driving in our car to the motel, signing up for a room for two people with me or you alone presenting ID to the cashier, getting into the motel room with 'Ruth' and locking the door] "Now, 'Ruth,' back to your initial question when we first met. Will you allow me to personally help you get pregnant?"
RUTH: "Certainly."
BOAZ: "Where and when is best for me to do that?"
RUTH: "Here and now."
BOAZ: "Let's shower first. I will now undress you, after which you undress me."
RUTH: "Go for it."

Ah, warm weather.....rife and reeking with the senseless, silly, and stupid sights of a sexually-harassing human zoo of loose-long-haired mopheadedness, nude arms, naked legs, and soxlessly-sandal-footed parts of bare feet parading around outside of apartment, condo, and carbound cages in their natural habitat! How noxiously lewd and despicable!